The Las Vegas Review Journal reports that our favorite ubiquitous pest, Heidi Fleiss, suffers another failure in her life.

This time, Einstein planned a brothel filled with hunky men, for the sexual pleasure of women (and only women). Needless to say, you don’t have to crack the top percentiles in IQ to know that her plan just wasn’t going to work out!

Until we hear from you again, Heidi…

Heidi Fleiss gives up on plan for brothel for women
By HENRY BREAN

Remember that thing Heidi Fleiss said she was going to do but never did?

Well, you can forget it now because she’s not doing it.

The Hollywood Madam turned Pahrump laundromat owner says she’s abandoning her plans to open a Nye County brothel catering to women. With its stable of men, Heidi’s Stud Farm would have been the first bordello of its kind in Nevada, where houses of prostitution are legal in most rural counties.

Fleiss first announced her plans in late 2005. A short time later she rented a house in Pahrump and teamed with her brother, Jesse, to buy 60 acres in the tiny nearby town of Crystal.

In the years since, Fleiss has talked about the project a lot — even agreed to let HBO shoot a documentary about it — but she never took the first step of submitting an application for a brothel license in Nye County.

Now it appears she never will.

“I think I’m going to put all my property up for sale in Crystal,” Fleiss said recently by phone from her house in Pahrump. “I don’t want to work so hard … and deal with all the nonsense in the sex business.”

Instead, she is focusing her attention on an alternative energy project she said is “perfect for Nevada.”

“That’s where the money is,” she said. “That’s the wave of the future.”